January 2011
That awkward moment you get so pissed that you...
leeeeeyan:
Matuto tayong maging kontento sa mahal natin. Kasi talagang may mga tao na mas higit sa kanya, merong mas maganda/gwapo, matalino, mabait, at mayaman. Talagang ganon ang buhay maraming tukso, pero dapat d ka magpapaakit sa mga yun dahil di mo ba naisip na mas marami ding higit sa’yo pero ikaw ang pinili niya.
GREEN JOKE.
fuckyeahanon:
BF: BJ mo ako Hon.. GF: Di ako marunong Hon.. BF: Madali lang, para ka lang nag sisigarilyo.Hititin mo. GF: Ganun!? Palalabasin ko din ba sa ilong?
LOL!
“Yo mama is so fat, when she ordered a “My Size Meal” at...”
“Yo mama is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking...”
“Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.”
Only good thing about periods is knowing your not...
summer-kind-of-wonderful:
lol yep